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Monthly romance (by Astrology.com)
If your month starts off a little you-centric, well, that's how it starts off. It's okay to be a little selfish, you know. Just don't go overboard. Talk about it the 3rd, and the 5th, watch out for a couple of tricky old 'issues' that could make a mood-altering appearance. Roll with it and sleep as much as possible. After all, you'll need your beauty sleep to prepare for the double-espresso-sized shot of romance that's coming your way the 7th. Make that two double espressos on the 8th! You could be staying up mighty late! And the 9th, you might not have gotten quite enough sleep the night before -- but you feel wide awake! Kissing is better than coffee any day, right? The 11th through the 14th, you find yourself in 'Relationship Land.' Are you a tourist or a new visitor? Either way, it's sure picturesque. From the 15th to the 19th, you can expect even more natural wonders -- waterfalls, unselfish impulses, caffeine-free highs. Maybe you'll stay for a while. In fact, by the end of the month, you're thinking about becoming a permanent resident